Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore Fucking Roosevelt (October 27, 1858 - infinity), also known as Teddy Roosevelt, Trust Buster, Doctor Awesomeness, Dmitri Medvedev and Kumajiro-san, was the 26th President of the United States, and the only President of Awesomeness. Forever. Roosevelt was the first US President to be a bear, and the only one, so far, to be the physical embodiment of awesomeness, arse-kicking manliness, and BEING A FUCKING BEAR. However, despite Roosevelt's amazing achievements, which include being able to out-shout Johannes Brahms and Brian Blessed, to stand safely between arrows without feeling any ill effects, to take down a trust with his bear hands (c wut i did thar) and to generally be awesome, he is still completely unable to remember Canada-san's name, despite the fact that the second-largest nation is the one who feeds him.

Roosevelt Facts

 * Theodore Roosevelt can make a rock so huge he can't lift it.
 * Theodore Roosevelt was in fact the one who introduced the Second Amendment to the US Constitution, giving every US citizen "the right to bear arms." His suggestion has been misinterpreted ever since.
 * Theodore Roosevelt is a mammal of the family Ursidae-Roosevelt. Roosevelts are classified as caniforms, or doglike carnivorans, with the pinnipeds being their closest living relatives. Although there are only eight living species of Roosevelt (including the Theodore and the Franklin Delano), they are widespread, appearing in a wide variety of habitats, including woodland and Mount Rushmore, throughout the Northern Hemisphere and partially in the Southern Hemisphere. That which pertains to Roosevelt is called awesome. Roosevelts are found in the continents of North America, South America, Europe, and Asia.
 * Theodore Roosevelt is not a freaky fish guy, although he does catch fish from streams with his paws.

Roosevelt as a Hivemind meme
Theodore Roosevelt has been mentioned in Hivemind conversations for a long time due to the fact that the real life Theodore Roosevelt was in fact a model of ass-kicking awesomeness. However, the Theodore Roosevelt Hivemind meme proper was started by Joe, Drew and Lorna at the Sheffield meetup that immediately proceeded Drew's 17th birthday. At the museum, the three of them were reading a children's book about mammals - Roosevelt was mentioned in the page about bears, and before long the two had become so intimately associated that every time one of them saw a bear (a common sight in a museum), it would be accompanied by "It's Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!"

Theodore F. Roosevelt is now part of the Holy Hivemind Trinity, along with Darwin and Marx. The admin user title on the Hivemind forum is "Theodore F. Roosevelt."