User:Procyon-Vulpecula

O hai.

Procyon-Vulpecula, also known as Joe, Joey, Joseph or some variation thereof (once Iosef by Drew), Feyn, Boris, Furfag or Oy You Floppy Haired Dick Get Down In Front, is a member of GFIS and the Hivemind. He was one of the founders of the Hivemind, and is a member of the Core Hivemind. (If you have no idea what we're on about, go check out the enclosed instruction book page about the Hivemind.) His 18th birthday, on March 7th, 2009, brought together Ben, Lorna, Drew, Harley, Ash, Tory Sam, Furry Sam and Nick for the first time, and therefore can be dated as the beginning of the Hivemind as we know it - Hivemind incidents and uses of the term "Hivemind" began to appear soon afterwards. Therefore Joe created the Hivemind as is therefore A KIND OF GOD. :|

Things you would associate with him

 * Furries. Joe was the original furry in the Hivemind, and remains one of the furriest members. Joe has been interested in the furry fandom for many years now, and started attending furmeets at the Sheffield meet in June 2008. He is now a regular attendee at Manchester furmeets and hopes to attend Confuzzled in 2010. His fursona is a lemur-raccoon hybrid named Procyon (Procyon comes from the Greek "before the dog," and is both the genus name of raccoons and a bright star in Canis Minor that rises before Sirius, the dog star. Hence, the name Procyon preserves Joe's connections to both furries and astronomy.) He also has a secondary character, a red fox named Vulpecula (again, a constellation.) He vehemently denies any connection to the furry who was involved in a plot to murder someone's parents in exchange for getting his penis bitten off, and thinks that's just weird.
 * Astronomy. Joe is currently in his first year at Manchester University studying Physics with Astrophysics. He likes all kinds of science, but astronomy is his favourite, because it shows us our true place in the Universe, explains where we came from and where we're going, broadens our perspectives and gives you good Uranus jokes. He is the Hivemind's resident astronomer, and is very much looking forward to Hivemind Astrofest 2010, which will come after the Midlands Expo assuming the skies are clear. Joe's interest in astronomy seems to have begun to pervade the Hivemind, as evidenced by the number of space related memes we have (Alcoholics Anonymous Mercury, every planet is Neptune, etc.) He is currently wanking when he should be working on a project involving anthropomorphic celestial objects, known as Eight Wanderers, which will prove to be awesome when it's never going to be done.
 * Science in general. Joe agrees with Richard Dawkins that science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off. He has been involved with GCSEs, A-levels, University stuff, anime stuff, furry stuff, friends and family commitments, Hivemind related stuff, holidays, birthdays, Christmases, wanking and other things which have prevented him from getting more than half done of Children of the Stars, his book about the history of the Universe and the evolution of life, which he has been writing less than half of since 2007. eh fights against pseudoscience and doesn't afraid of anything.
 * Japanese stuff. Joe doesn't like it when he is called the Hivemind's resident weeaboo, as he has been by Ben and Lorna since he joined MUJS, Manchester University's Japanimation Society, because Ben and Lorna probably know 10 times more about anime than he does. Nonetheless, he doesn't deny being a weeaboo (he's just not THE resident weeaboo.) :P His favourite anime is Boku no Pico Hetalia, and he also likes the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, Kodomo no Jikan, Fight Ippatsu! Juuden-Chan, Higurashi, Loveless, any and all loli and shota, etc. He loves Japanese food, although he can't use chopsticks, and he loves Japanese music. He is addicted to Reimu's armpits Touhou.
 * Characters. Joe is a fanboy for the following characters: Haruhi, Mikuru, Misao, Plug, Ink, and others he'll put down when he remembers. He also occasionally cosplays, and has cosplayed Ritsuka and (often) Lithuania at Hetalia meets.
 * Communism. Joe is the only Hivemind member who can currently sing the entire Soviet Anthem in Russian, which I suppose is a good thing. He hates Thatcherism so much he had a dream about it and fascism, is a member of UAF even though he hasn't done anything yet, and owns three copies of the Communist Manifesto. He was also one of the writers of Marx and Engels. Like Vladimir Lenin, he thinks exploiting the poor is really really mean.
 * Being able to sing the Nations of the World song. Joe can do this. He has also written a parody of it about the Solar System; see the astronomy section above.
 * People. Joe is a fan of the following people: Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, Richard Dawkins, Stephen Hawking, Dr. Ben Goldacre (it's really not that hard to understand), Patrick Moore (only as an astronomer and eccentric xylophone player, his right wing views are disappointing. ;_;), John Gribbin, ZUN, IOSYS, They Might Be Giants, The Beatles, Lemon Demon, the Amateur Transplants, Leon Trotsky, Karl Marx, LittleKuriboh, and many many other people.
 * Improvising songs. Joe does this when he's with a keyboard and other Hivemind members. His best songs include Old, Gandhi, Hitler (now this page has been Godwin's Law'd, thanks a lot Hitler), A Shitload of Shit, and Who Stalin Wasn't.
 * Puns. Joe does a lot of really bad puns.
 * Referring to himself in third person. Joe only does this here, I don't know why else you'd associate it with him.

Who U.N. Owen Actually Was
Your mum.