Fap

The fap is an onomatopoeic sound associated with many Hivemind activities, such as being Joe. Its first occurrence is generally agreed to be depicted in cave paintings in Southern France, later painted over due to objections over decency.

Fapping is a mating activity which occurs when a mummy or a daddy and their hand or various other implements love each other very much. It has many other common names, such as watching videos of Richard Dawkins, showering, drinking tea, or I wasn't wanking guys really.

Fap may also be an acronym for Furry And Proud, (according to Ash, who isn't biased in these matters, really) or Fuck All Prostitutes, which is Ben's New Year ResERECTION. I mean Revolution. I mean... ah screw it. (As this page seems to be turning into an edit war, it is suggested that readers ignore this paragraph until either Ben or Ash leaves for a "tea break" or "shower", if you know what I mean, at which point victory will be declared in an awkward acknowledgement, and everybody is free to trust this page again.) By which I mean "okay, but you'll have to tell me what 'it' is first".

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