Kim Jong Il



Dr. Sir Kim Jong Il (MP, CBE, OBE, Bsc(Hons)(Alex Chiu University), Dear Leader of the Korean Nation, General-Secretary of the Communist Party of Korea, Defender of the Faith, Upholder of the Constitution, President of the Swiss Confederation, Furher of the Greater German Reich, Holy Roman Emperor, Archbishop of Canterbury, Grand Ayatollah, President of Iran, Viceroy of India, Tsar of most Russias, Electress of Hannover, King of Rock and Roll, Don of the Korean Mafia and Head Chef),Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire is the Leader of a small nation in the north of the Korean penninsula THE WHOLE WORLD THE MULTIVERSE.

Kim Jong-Il Fashion Goddess
The damn sexy boiler suit sported by North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il is now in fashion worldwide thanks to his greatness. The reason is that the august image of the Great General, who is always wearing the modest suit while working, leaves a deep impression on people's mind in the world. Kim Jong-Il mode which is now spreading expeditiously worldwide is something unprecedented in the world's history. To sum it up, that is because his image as a great man is so outstanding.

Fruit of His Plentiful and Gracious Loins

 * Kim Sul-Song (daughter)
 * Il-Soon (daughter)
 * Kim Jong-nam (son)
 * Kim Jong-chul (son)
 * Kim Jong-un (son)
 * Kim Jong-dave (son)
 * Kim Jong-Borney (son)
 * Kim Jong-curly (son)
 * Kim Jong-moe (son)
 * Kim Jong-larry (son)
 * Kim Jong-el (red son of krypton)
 * Kim-wicked-wicked-the Jong-el-is-massive (son)
 * Mc Kim Jong-Ill-Motherfucker (son)

How to make Kim Jong-Il
See the enclosed instruction book (by which I mean the picture opposite.)